Halloween(?) Interlude – Good Brown Soup

Lyrics discovered in an old adventure journal located at at camp site in the Andes, circa 1925. Note: although the bodies at the site were dismembered and the heads had been arranged in a pyramid, no evidence of foul play was uncovered. Authorities chalked the whole incident (including the sightings of a skyscraper-sized monstrocity rending the sun with its mighty claws and mass hallucinations of the agonies of Christ) up to coincidence and weather patterns.

 

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GOOD BROWN SOUP

Grandpa don’t you make that

Good Brown Soup

Grandpa don’t you make that

Goop

It boils and bubbles

It gives us troubles

Oh

Grandpa don’t you make that

Good Brown Soup

—-

Grandma why’d you let him

Make that soup

Oh, how low will Grandpa

Stoop?

The soup is a troublin’

But my tummy’s a rumblin’

Oh

Grandma why’d you let him

Make that soup

—-

Rover why’d you have to

Poop Poop Poop

Now I gotta get my

Scoop

Cause the water’s a boilin’

And my stomach’s a roilin’

Oh

Rover why’d I have to

Eat that poop?

—-

Everybody have some

Good Brown Soup

We made it out of old dog

Poop

It sounds real disgustin’

But, if you feel trustin’

Oh

Taste a bit of Grandpa’s

Good Brown Soup

Why are there always carrots?

Everyone involved in the publication of this material is humiliated to be associated with something this stupid.

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