Zen master Haikun left this as his final message to his students:
There is a wasp in my room. I am so afraid I can’t even breathe. Will someone please come in here and kill it? I’m terrified of these things. I’m trying to be all Zen about this, but I’m sorry. It’s – ahh! AHH! Oh, god it just swooped down at me. Okay, it’s bouncing around near the window. I’m going to try and slip out the doo – oh, GOD! AHHH! Ahh! Get away! GET AWAY! OOH! I’m so not Zen with this I’m so not Zen with this! Someone help! Someone come in here and kill this Waaaaa – aaaaah! Oh, NO! Ahhhh! AHHHH!!